Total Medals Earned: 661 (From 69 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,320 Points
Medals Earned: 14/22 (165/465 points)
Run through one pub without picking up a single beer.
Your first ever waiter down!
Grab all beer bottles in a single pub.
Bring down 5 waiters in one run.
Bring down 10 waiters in one run.
Run through 3 pubs in a row without hitting a single waiter.
Slide over 40 meters in total.
Put down all waiters in a single pub.
Fall asleep before the end of the first night.
Grab 30 beer bottles in one run.
Pick up all beer bottles in three pubs in a row.
Slide over 120 meters in total.
Make a single slide over 25 meters.
Slide over 80 meters in total.
Doze off in the first pub.
Bring down 20 waiters in one run.
Get through 3 pubs in a row without picking up a single beer.
Get through at least five pubs without falling asleep.
Stumble through 10 pubs in a row without hitting a single waiter.
Get through 5 pubs in a row without hitting a single waiter.
Run through 5 pubs in a row without picking up a single beer.
Keep running for seven nights.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (105/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Die 100 times (in a single game)
Complete 30 rooms
Reach the end of the game
Medals Earned: 5/20 (40/495 points)
Cast your first spell
Get any spell to level 5
Get smacked by the kitty
Travel 5000 meters
Reach the stars
Break through 50 obstacles
Travel backwards at least 500 feet in one run
Bounce chicken 1000 times on the ground
Get 30000 experience from creatures
Get 600 experience from creatures in one run
Break through 5 obstacles in one run.
Get to wizard level 10
Travel 50,000 meters
Get any spell to level 10
Bounce chicken on ground at least 20 times in one run
Get to wizard level 20
Level all spells at least once
Travel 500,000 meters
Get any spell to level 15
Cast a power level 50 spell
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/265 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock the golden background
Unlock an omega upgrade from the shop.
Add another factory!
Add some mystery to your game!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (80/180 points)
die 10 times in one game
achieve your highest power level
obtain the power of the shrine
discover the secret ending
defeat the shrine without dying once
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Beat the campaign!
Beat the lost levels!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (65/240 points)
Complete level five.
Completel level ten.
Complete the game.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 6-10.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 2-5.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 11-15.
Get a perfect loadout in every level.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Complete one level
Complete ten levels
Complete all levels
Get par on all levels